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Who says you’re not qualified to use medical cannabis? Well, a doctor might. So, if you aren’t sure you qualify for any of the conditions in your state’s MMJ program, what can you do? If you’re looking for good excuses for a medical card, we have you covered.

Below, we’ll help you increase your odds of qualifying for an MMJ card in your state, especially if you don’t fall squarely into a condition listed by your state’s health department or cannabis authority. 

With a little knowledge in your noggin, a strategy for approach, and some polish on your communication skills, you’ll be representing yourself as a qualifying patient in no time.

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What to Say to Get a Medical Card

To get your medical card, you must be prepared to discuss how your specific symptoms or condition align with the state’s guidelines. 

 

This demonstrates your understanding of the program and your potential eligibility. Without knowing this, coming up with good excuses for your medical card may be impossible.

 

States tend to adopt similar programs, so a lot of these condition lists will look similar. Here’s a typical list of MMJ qualifying conditions

 

Remember: the list for your state likely varies to some degree. Always take the time to research your state’s MMJ laws.

Common Qualifying Conditions for MMJ Card

Valid Reasons for Medical Marijuana Card by State

To illustrate the point of common conditions and how state lists vary, here are the qualifying conditions for some of the states Elevate serves. Most of the above conditions are found on these lists. From there, you can effortlessly come up with good excuses for a medical card.

California

Florida

Georgia

Do note that medical marijuana is illegal in Georgia, but they allow patients suffering from qualifying conditions to use low-THC oil:

 

Maryland

  • Cachexia/wasting syndrome
  • Anorexia
  • Severe pain
  • Severe nausea
  • Seizures
  • Severe or persistent muscle spasms
  • Glaucoma
  • Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
  • Chronic pain
  • Another chronic medical condition which is severe and for which other treatments have been ineffective

Missouri

  • Cancer
  • Epilepsy
  • Glaucoma
  • Intractable migraines
  • Chronic pain or persistent muscle spasms (including those associated with multiple sclerosis, seizures, Parkinson’s disease, and Tourette syndrome)
  • Debilitating psychiatric disorders (including but not limited to PTSD)
  • HIV/AIDS
  • A medical condition typically treated with prescription drugs that could lead to physical or psychological dependence
  • Any terminal illness
  • *Any other chronic debilitating medical condition, including but not limited to:
  • Hepatitis C
  • ALS
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  • Crohn’s disease
  • Huntington’s disease
  • Autism
  • Neuropathy
  • Sickle cell anemia
  • Alzheimer’s disease
  • Cachexia
  • Wasting syndrome

Ohio

Pennsylvania

  • Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
  • Anxiety disorder
  • Autism
  • Cancer, including remission therapy
  • Crohn’s disease
  • Damage to the nervous tissue of the central nervous system (brain-spinal cord) with objective neurological indication of intractable spasticity, and other associated neuropathies
  • Dyskinetic and spastic movement disorders
  • Epilepsy
  • Glaucoma
  • HIV/AIDS
  • Huntington’s disease
  • Inflammatory bowel disease
  • Intractable seizures
  • Multiple sclerosis
  • Neurodegenerative diseases
  • Neuropathies
  • Opioid use disorder for which conventional therapeutic interventions are contraindicated or ineffective, or for which adjunctive therapy is indicated in combination with primary therapeutic interventions
  • Parkinson’s disease
  • Post-traumatic stress disorder
  • Severe chronic or intractable pain of neuropathic origin or severe chronic or intractable pain
  • Sickle cell anemia
  • Terminal illness
  • Tourette Syndrome

What to Say to Your Doctor to Get a Medical Card

good excuses for a medical card

When discussing your interest in a medical marijuana program with your certified physician, consider the following:

 

  1. Clearly articulate your condition’s impact. Explain how your condition (be it anxiety, insomnia, chronic pain, etc.) affects your daily life, activities, and overall well-being. Describe how it interferes with your work, family dynamics, and sense of wellness. This helps the physician understand the seriousness of your condition and your genuine need for relief.
  2. Discuss past treatment failures. Share your experiences with previous treatments that haven’t worked for you. For instance, if sleep aids left you groggy or anxiety medications made you feel sluggish and affected your speech, mention these specific examples. Highlighting these experiences can strengthen your case for considering medical marijuana as an alternative treatment.
  3. Show your awareness and research. Demonstrate that you have done some preliminary research about medical marijuana and its potential benefits for your condition. This shows your physician that you are making an informed decision and not merely seeking cannabis for recreational use.
  4. Engage in a dialogue about medical marijuana. Treat the conversation with your physician as you would for any other medical treatment. Ask informed questions about how medical marijuana might benefit your specific condition. Showing a genuine interest in understanding and exploring this treatment option can help establish your sincerity in seeking it for medical reasons.
  5. Be honest and open. It’s important to be genuine and transparent in your conversation. Avoid exaggerating symptoms or pretending to know less than you do about your condition. Honesty helps in building trust and can lead to a more productive discussion about whether medical marijuana is a suitable treatment for you.

Remember, the goal is to help your physician understand that your interest in a medical marijuana program is based on genuine medical needs and is informed by your past experiences and research.

Get Your Medical Card Effortlessly With Elevate Holistics

Our compassionate cannabis doctors are ready to hear your need for a medical weed card. You can book a same-day appointment and have a telehealth visit right from your own home.

 

Trust us, we understand that the MMJ process may seem a bit intimidating. But, that’s exactly why we’re here. Elevate is dedicated to providing you with an anxiety-free medical marijuana appointment.

 

From start to finish, no matter how tech-savvy you are or aren’t, Elevate has the most helpful MMJ doctors on the market. 

 

So, what’re you waiting for? Come up with your good excuses for a medical card and book your safe and secure appointment today!

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About the author

Aspen Noonan isn’t your average CEO, and she’s not trying to be. As the powerhouse behind Elevate Holistics, Aspen is on a mission to make medical marijuana access easier, faster, and way less intimidating. What started with answering phones and scheduling appointments turned into building one of the most trusted telehealth platforms in cannabis. She's certified through Cannabis Training University and Healer.com, but her real education? Listening to patients and living it herself. Aspen isn’t just running a company. She’s helping lead a movement. A cannabis patient, mom, and fierce believer in plant medicine, she’s working to normalize weed in a world that still whispers about it. Her take? If you can unwind with a glass of wine, you should be able to do the same with cannabis. No shame, no stigma, no side-eye. Inside the business, Aspen runs a tight ship built on the strong foundation already in place. She’s focused on making patients happy, improving systems, and finding smarter ways to work. Since taking the reins at Elevate Holistics, she’s streamlined turnaround times, improved tech, and introduced a four-day workweek to support team balance and performance. She believes burnout is out. Balance is in. And when teams feel good, they do great work. Outside of Elevate, Aspen mentors other entrepreneurs (especially women breaking into crowded spaces), helps patients feel seen and empowered, and occasionally jumps on a podcast to speak the truth about cannabis and leadership. You may have heard her on Getting Elevated with Aspen Noonan (CannaBlogger’s Corner) and The Healing Plant: Cannabis Myths vs. Medical Miracles (Life Conversations with a Twist) -  insights that dive deep into plant medicine, leadership, and breaking stigma. She also trained Arlee Riveland, now CEO of Craft Telemedicine, and she’s just getting started. Aspen’s not here to follow rules. She’s here to rewrite them. For healthcare. For cannabis. For women in business. And for her daughter, who she hopes sees every day that purpose, power, and balance can all belong in the same life.
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